I've been secretly wishing to be labeled Stately Gatekeeper of Mandom but I don't think it's gonna happen...
asking for it (in this way) usually does not help.
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asking for it (in this way) usually does not help.
Okay, how about Elvis performs the marriage while skydiving and the best man is a midget dressed a Cupid?
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What about a declarative statement like "I am the Stately Gatekeeper of Mandom"?
Okay, how about Elvis performs the marriage while skydiving and the best man is a midget wearing dressed a Cupid?
We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! We have to have pictures of this!
Okay, how about Elvis performs the marriage while skydiving and the best man is a midget dressed a Cupid?
methinks that Matt has been involved in this sorta thing... this is just too "creative" to be mere supposition.
methinks that Matt has been involved in this sorta thing... this is just too "creative" to be mere supposition.
I assumed he was your coordinator.
I assumed he was your coordinator.
Oy vey.
Quit complaining. My frequent customers get very nice discounts.
how many times must I tell you, a midget is not a discounted person. yeesh.
Discounted? No, no. The midget get paid very well. He's normally part of my premium wedding package.
So the midget is an upgrade.
Well of course. Midget groomsmen are very hard to come by. Ones willing to dress as Cupid while skydiving even harder.
well, half a one, anyhow.
Quit complaining. My frequent customers get very nice discounts.
Says the guy with an Ice Age avatar...
I know... it's not...
Wait a minute! Guys, we forgot the Klingon.
Says the guy with an Ice Age avatar...
I know... it's not...
At least I'm not a cat marrying a penguin.
At least I'm not a cat marrying a penguin.
I'm sure there are at least 3 people that would have a problem with this concept: me, Chip, and *MRS.* Chip. Oh, and the midget. And the Klingon. Now, cats and dogs getting married, well, that's just a whole other ball of yarn.
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