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A thread that isn't really about "Opinions on Arko Scent"

FarmerTan

"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
This just in ARKO is still available, nothing can stop ARKO!
If your running low, get some and bask in the scent of sunshine, victory, and happiness!
I could not have said it better myself. You keep this up and I will have a job for you in Arkoland!
 

FarmerTan

"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
That’s a lot of pressure!!!
I hope so can keep it up.
Everyone wants admission to Arkoland…some people just don’t know it…yet.
The wise ones do.

And we don't need any extra dummies here in Arkoland! Our "Wall" has a one-way door: you can check in, but you can't live. Kinda like a roach motel!
 
The first time I used Arko it smelled like Marseille soap, I couldn't use it. Today, after two years, I tried it again, it doesn't smell like Marseille soap, I don't understand the scent. Anyway, a very comfortable shave, but I still smell Arko under the Aqua Velva.
 
I haven't used car wax since 1972, and it was probably Simoniz. At some point we should go through this thread and make a list of everything guys have said Arko smells like. I think one guy might have even suggested it smells like a urinal cake!
Who is the blasphemer that said such a thing?! That’s an outrageous claim. LOL.
 
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