My mother used to have a little ditty that she used to say
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!
My mother used to have a little ditty that she used to say
Reminds me of the Benny Hill joke. I've got 12 inches. I don't use it as a rule.Once upon a time there lived a king that stood but 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
There's a locally famous sketch on this in a series called 'what if', that has a different ending. On that might be banned on this forum.Why didn't Ken and Barbie ever have any kids you ask?
It's simple, Ken comes packaged in a different box!
Perfect joke! Kind of fits Norm MacDonald's criteria of the setup up and the punchline being the same.The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
Reminds me of the Benny Hill joke. I've got 12 inches. I don't use it as a rule.