I, for one, like Roman numerals.
What do you call a trombone player with voice mail? An optimist.
very funny! I come from a long line of trombonists AND my brother is a drummer. I'll be telling these on our next zoom call!What do you call a trombone player with voice mail? An optimist.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
So as not to alienate all the trombone players and drummers in the world, those are the instruments my kids play. I never could play any instruments and am sad about it!~
After playing bass for almost 40 years, I am I’m impressed that there were a few of these I haven’t heard yet.What's the difference between a bass and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a bass.
How do you reduce wind-drag on a bassist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
What do you throw a drowning bass player?
His Amp.
How many Pop bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
What are the three most difficult years in a bass player's life?
Second grade.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A Bass Player.
Why don't bass players tell blonde jokes?
They don't understand them.
What do a bass and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
The difference between a guitar and bass player?
A guitar player gets students and a bass player gets gigs!
I heard almost every one of these when I played drums.After playing bass for almost 40 years, I am I’m impressed that there were a few of these I haven’t heard yet.
After playing bass for almost 40 years, I am I’m impressed that there were a few of these I haven’t heard yet.
I heard almost every one of these when I played drums.
Except the drummer was the butt of the joke!
But do banjo players attract groupies? Drummers never do!As a banjo player, I have no sympathy for either of you.
But do banjo players attract groupies? Drummers never do!
That is an amazing instrument, all kidding aside.We're too busy tuning to notice.
That is an amazing instrument, all kidding aside.
We're too busy tuning to notice.