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khaosx
07-19-2006, 08:19 AM
Greetings to you all! My name is Kris, and I'm a convert to the old ways of the most manly of arts. I thought I'd share my experience, as I've enjoyed reading so many of yours.

Like a lot of the new folks on this board, I came to this after reading an article on MSN on how to correctly shave. I have suffered for YEARS with very unpleasant shaveing experience. My introduction to shaving came from my Grandfather (who gave me an electric razor) and my Father (who gave me a bag of Bic disposables and a can of Barbasol), but they never sat me down and explained HOW to shave. Prior to yesterday, anytime I shaved I woulld end up with one of two things: If I shaved close, I wound up with a crop of mildly painful red bumps on my lower neck. If I shaved loosely enough to avoid that, I ended up with a shave that looked...well...amateur. Like I wasn't smart enough to actually hold a razor against my skin. Unsatisfying. Unmanly.

Obviously, when the MSN article came out, I read it closely several times. That's when I found Badger & Blade and started researching. After a few days of mulling, I decided that even if I didn't have the same experience that others have had, I'd jump in. I am 35 years old. I ride mountain bikes. I brew my own beer. I've jumped out of airplanes. I am, in fact, a man. How hard can this be?

I had been thinking a few months back that I would like a DE razor, but couldn't find one locally. I usually prefer to research online and then buy local, but no one in my area seemed to sell DE's. So, I surfed over to Classic Shaving and made my selection. I purchased a Merkur Futur, in a set with a brush, a mug, and some sandalwood shave soap. I also purchased a tube of Taylor of Old Bond Street Aftershave Balm, also scented Sandalwood.

Yesterday, all my toys came in, and I tore into the box like a kid at Christmas. I typically shave every other day, in the shower. I only shave north-to-south, and I've used the same shave gel for 5 years. I decided that 18:00 hours would be my first real shave. I took a shower, patted my face dry, turned on the radio, and went about it.

Wow. My whole bathroom smelled pleasantly of the sandalwood soap. The brush felt wonderful against my skin. It took two swipes to start getting the feel of angling the blade, and after that it just flowed. I even rinsed, re-lathered, and went back in for some clean-up work on my face near. I shaved my neck exactly as I have been shaving: north to south, no clean-up. I thought that might be wise until I got the hang of it.

Gentleman, I've never had a better shave. My face has never been so smooth. I have never ENJOYED shaving...until that moment. At that moment, I felt like a man. In tune with all of my manly forebears, for whom shaving meant exactly what I just did. It was GREAT! My last thought as I patted the aftershave on and left the bathroom was "Meh. Nothing to be afraid of there."

Fast forward to 10:30 last night. I hopped from watching a movie to answer nature's call, and there it was, gleaming in the bathroom lights. My razor. My new favorite piece of the bathroom, and the cornerstone of my new morning routine.

While I was in there, I took a moment to reread the instructions and look at the adjustments on the razor. I did not change them for my shave, and wanted to get a better look at what exactly happened when you changed the adjustment.

Fast forward to 11:30 at the triage center of my local emergency room. As I was adjusting the dial, my hand slipped, and I sliced deeply into my thumb. Four stiches, 2 hours, and three rounds of "OK, what exactly were you doing shaving at 10:00 at night?" later, I was back home.

And contemplating my next shave. :)

Postscript:

As I was typing this up, my wife called me upstairs to get the garbage out on the street for the trash pickup. I rolled it to the curb, and went back in to get some beer bottles for the recycle bin. While trying awkwardly to manage them witha bandaged thumb, one slipped, fell to the concrete, shattered, and cut my foot open.

Sigh. It's not my week.

Dinder1
07-19-2006, 08:29 AM
Welcome, Sounds like you got a great first shave. I just hope your blood bath (while not shaving ) does not sway you away from the wonderfull world of the DE.
Cheers, DJ.

Kyle
07-19-2006, 08:36 AM
God Bless it, man. I guess a man is going to bleed from his first DE shave one way or the other.:eek:

Holyhabanero
07-19-2006, 08:43 AM
It's great to see another member of the freshman class of wet shavers like myself. That was a great story. It sounds just like my first experience a couple of weeks ago sans the emergency room visit and shattered beer bottles. Good luck.

Jim
07-19-2006, 08:55 AM
Good grief man, What a day you had! hang in there!
Jim

NMMB
07-19-2006, 09:01 AM
Good story... nice to hear of another convert having a positive introduction into the black-magic that is wetshaving. :biggrin:

After reading your story I would like to make a suggestion... turn off the radio (and the fan and anything else that makes a noise) and listen to your shave. If you are anything like me you will learn from listening to your shave... if you find that this doesn't help, well, turn the noise back on for the next shave.

Joedy
07-19-2006, 09:34 AM
... fell to the concrete, shattered, and cut my foot open.

Sigh. It's not my week.


Quick.... grab your syptic pencil! :w00t:


Congrats and welcome to B&B.

-joedy

Jonnybc
07-19-2006, 09:42 AM
Oh well, at least your still smiling! The shaving's great though isn't it Kris??

letterk
07-19-2006, 09:46 AM
Congrats on the good shave. With the ensuing chaos, maybe you should wait a few days before shaving again! :biggrin:

Scotto
07-19-2006, 10:19 AM
Sounds like you need a drink (assuming you aren't on anitbiotics from your injuries) :wink: . Welcome to B&B.

jduffy
07-19-2006, 11:37 AM
And I thought I had a bad time of it cutting my chin.

khaosx
07-19-2006, 11:47 AM
Oh I'm already hooked on the shaving part. I'm just trying to refine the process to NOT include any emergency room visits.

Thanks for the warm welcome!

Justso
07-19-2006, 11:52 AM
Chaos (Name??),

Welcome to Badger & Blade :badger:!!! Sounds like you dove right in & got a good shave, but my Lord man, you must have stepped on someone's grave or something. I guess that answers the question that most outsiders ask of us wetshavers: "are those things really sharp?"

heeeeeeeree's your signnnn....

Great story. Just wait man, it gets better..You are now officially on the slippery slope to broke. Remember, somewhere along the line, your mind justified you getting into this because it is cheaper. :wink:

mrob
07-19-2006, 11:54 AM
So, from what I'm getting out of this, my question has to be. . .


what kind of beer do you like?!?:a54:



But seriously, your story made me laugh and cry; you get a great shave the first time out of the garage, then nearly cut yourself to death *after* the shave. Priceless!

So how are you feeling today, and what's that next shave going to be like?!?:wink:

PortsmouthDavid
07-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Reminds me of the numerous times I've cut myself whilst blindly rummaging around in my shaving travel bag and accidentally striking the DE blade with my finger.

I finally got smart and bought a little leather razor pouch for when I travel. Now the razor and blade are safely tucked away under a snapped-down leather flap. No more finger cuts! I should have done it years ago, but I was either too dumb, too lazy, or I wasn't aware that a travel case for a DE even existed. Doesn't matter . . . the leather case is now a "must have" travel item for me.

It's ironic that the worst damage from a DE can end up being hands and fingers, rather than our faces! I'm sure there's a lesson in that somewhere.

David

jmhUT
07-19-2006, 12:55 PM
Poor man, I suffered a similar shaving related (but not while shaving) injury last month that put me in the ER. Here are the highlights:

1) Came home one evening after a particulary trying day at work to find packages from classicshaving, QED and C&E all waiting for me.

2) Did my happy dance, sprained my ankle, fell down.

3) Drove to emergency room, drove to liquor store, drove home; all in second gear.

Was pulled over for driving too slow and informed that it is against the law in the state of AZ to operate a manual transmission with an impared leg/foot. Left Officer "find something better to do" with my face and ankle similarly colored.

4) Upon returning home emptied contents of packages, emptied contents of liquor store bag, sampling ensued.................and ensued. Note- Discovered that Scotch eliminates pain, fatigue and common sense.

5) Wife came home to find me in the bathroom singing my favorite Meredith Brooks songs (ala Mel Gibson in "What Women Want) and lathering my left ankle with Proraso (duh - it tingles), had the audacity to ask me what the hell I was doing.

6) Re-enacted chain of events with much theatrical ardor.

7) Ordered wife back into the kitchen to fetch my Scotch ( the term "Scotch-wench" may have been used at this point).

8) SWMBO inquired as to my interest in keeping one functioning ankle, among other things.

9) Finished shaving, finished Scotch, went to bed.

10) Woke up the next morning with a hangover and a very smooth, swollen ankle.

General findings:
a) Mail is dangerous
b) It is best to execute the shuffle ball change without the ankle roll (The increased difficulty may get you a better score but the risk isn't worth it IMO)
b) Proraso is rad
c) It turns out that Scotch does not have the healing properties I once thought.
d) Any word can be made hilarious by adding "wench" to the end of it. Go ahead, try it out on your boss today.

Heal quickly friend,
Jeff

mrob
07-19-2006, 01:51 PM
Hilarious. Just hilarious--really. Well done.:biggrin:

Bunker950
07-19-2006, 05:29 PM
Great storey. Just shows you.......more danger in having a sh.. than having a shave. Good luck!

Stephen

htownmmm
07-20-2006, 12:24 AM
kris, welcome to B & B.

great first shave, terrible first experience with de( however, I didn't know whether to cry or laugh so i did both! :crying: :lol: )


jeff::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Marty

stropmegently
07-21-2006, 01:21 AM
Darn, wish I had a story like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :lol: :lol: :lol:

khaosx
07-21-2006, 01:15 PM
Sorry for the absence, but work's been a bear :)

Three shaves into it, and I'm still happy with my choice. The thumb is healing nicely, I think :)

I'm still trying to find my groove on the closeness of the shave, but the red bumps that I thought were just "the way things are" seem to be a thing of the past. I've NEVER in my life shaved three days in a row.

By the way, turning off the music and listening to the shave seems to be good advice. At the very least, I felt more in tune with the shave.

Some questions, if you gentlemen don't mind me hijacking my own thread:

1. Ok, assuming that I do it carefully this time, can someone tell me exactly what effect that barrel adjustment on my razor has?

2. North to south, south to north, east to west - Should I be thinking about going against the grain while shaving for that perfectly smooth shave, or should I keep with what works, and have a tiny tiny stubble left over?

Heck, any advice on what I should be doing from the verterans would be welcome...

mrob
07-21-2006, 01:26 PM
Re: shaving against the grain. . .

I expect that you are about to hear a flood of comments from 2 camps:

•never shave against the grain--its bad for your skin--you don't need to shave against the grain to get a good shave, etc.

•shave against the grain, but only with the proper prep, after you have reduced the grain, and with a wet face and plenty of lather

Personally, I shave against the grain every day and don't think I could get a decent shave if I didn't. I've done it since my first shave and while it is definitely something you need to pay attention to, its not a deal breaker, at least for me.

Having said all of that, you need to find what works best for you, and don't worry about what anyone else--including me!!!:biggrin: --says about this technique.
Try it--if it works and you like it, do it. If not don't.

Easy, Peasy.:tongue:

Leisureguy
07-21-2006, 02:32 PM
My shaving against the grain goes much better and easier now that I'm using the 4-pass method (http://www.badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=1001). Shaving against the grain used to be where I'd have trouble (especially on the upper lip), but no longer.

LondonCalling
11-15-2006, 08:44 AM
Being new to all of this I find one of the dilemmas is whether to tell people what I'm up to or not. I recently went away for a couple of days with a group of friends and found myself waxing lyrical about the joys of "old-fashioned shaving". So the next morning I'm shaving away, feeling a bit smug about it all and...I hit myself in the face with the razor. Not a technical mistake or indeed anything I might have learned from, just a cack-handed slip which removes a neat little circle of skin which no amount of styptic can cure. With a nasty looking scab on my upper lip, it was all I could do to leave my room that day.

Mottern Man
11-15-2006, 09:01 AM
HOO RAAA!!

Nice to hear u have had a good shave.

Sorry to hear about your slice and dice.

Lynchmeister
11-15-2006, 09:08 AM
Being new to all of this I find one of the dilemmas is whether to tell people what I'm up to or not. I recently went away for a couple of days with a group of friends and found myself waxing lyrical about the joys of "old-fashioned shaving". So the next morning I'm shaving away, feeling a bit smug about it all and...I hit myself in the face with the razor. Not a technical mistake or indeed anything I might have learned from, just a cack-handed slip which removes a neat little circle of skin which no amount of styptic can cure. With a nasty looking scab on my upper lip, it was all I could do to leave my room that day.

I can sympathize. A few years ago I was backpacking through Europe with some friends. We were in Barcelona at a small restaurant, when I took it upon myself to lecture everyone on the joys of "diving into new cultures, etc." I suggested we point to the menu and order whatever our finger lands on. I landed on Ensalada con queso y tomat...I asked my buddy (who was successfully navigating us through Spain with his fledgling Spanish skills) if this was an enchilada with cheese and tomato sauce! Can you believe my ignorance? We were in Spain, not Mexico! Well, his mind was elsewhere and he dismissed my earnest query with a , "yeah, whatever." What arrived was my worst nightmare on a plate...a salad of fresh sliced tomatoes with crumbled goat cheese and olives drizzled with olive oil. I despise olives and tomatoes...needless to say, all I ate that day was crow.

vespergo
11-15-2006, 10:48 PM
you've had quite an eventful couple of days! it's good that you're taking it with such a pleasant attitude.

srk1103
11-15-2006, 11:02 PM
I love all the great stories on this thread!!!! keep them coming. :biggrin:

bearbeard
11-15-2006, 11:13 PM
Beer bottles and hand grenades!!! It was obviously empty man or else I doubt it would have been allowed to hit the ground.

Great story. I look forward to many more from you here in the near future.
welcome aboard.

Edcculus
11-16-2006, 06:43 PM
Welcome to B&B. I cut my finger at work yesterday on some machinery, so I feel your pain!