Well I'm skint

[Porgy Tirebiter]

Well, tell your wife that when you use up a soap, she has to sell two pairs

I tried that once.
Once.

 

[Bookworm]

I tried that once.
Once.

She hung you on a hook?

 

[weekly]

I've found myself saving much more money when deleting online purchases from the cart when sober, second thought kicks in.

Sober why that's no good by all means
Avoid it , go Straight over to the SpeakEasy
Forum for Pointers

 

[maybe smith]

Skint, I have bought so many razors this month that I should be SKINNED...........