Can't.do.it.
Yea, I noticed that too. I've been re-wiring 2 different 100+ year old houses, so keeping them clean is a losing battle. At least I haven't been working on sewage lift stations.I admitted my bogusness!
Two observations; you're younger than I expected, and you need to clean your fingernails!!!
If the house was on fire....I would be found dead and charred holding my razor case. It is like asking which child I would save.