So I found this in a gas station bathroom...

Discussion in 'Fragrance' started by Slim1023, Sep 27, 2011.

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    It's hard to see, but those are all knockoffs. For example it says "Polo type."

    Anyway, the funny thing is that this gas station is within a block of a strip club called the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, IN, which is pretty notorious for the activities that transpire.
  2. What? No Creed or Penhaligon's??
  3. maxman

    maxman Moderator Emeritus

    Classy! :001_rolle
  4. I've been to the Hugger!! Classy Joint!!! Born and raised in Kokomo!!!
  5. The Nid Hog

    The Nid Hog Moderator Emeritus

    Do you have to stick you head into it from the bottom?
  6. jakespoppy

    jakespoppy Moderator Emeritus

    This must be what Carrie Underwood is singing about when she sings "bathroom cologne" in her song "Before He Cheats". :thumbup1:
  7. maxman

    maxman Moderator Emeritus

    Mind you, it is only a quarter a spray.
    I'll bet if you put a dollar in that thing you'd smell just right for the club.
  8. :laugh::lol1::lol::lol1::laugh:
  9. On a barely related note, I invited my girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner many moons ago, which was her first holiday with my family. Dinner was going surprisingly well, and I thought we were going to escape without anybody saying anything too stupid or offensive. But no! As my uncle pushes back from the table he says "Hey Dave, if we leave now we can get to Hip Huggers in time for the main event!" :ihih:

    Thanks for another memorable Thanksgiving, Uncle Jeff!

    And no, I didn't go then, nor have I ever. But I still crack up whenever anyone mentions the name. :lol:

  10. and just how do you know what transpires there, Slim? :glare::lol:
  11. Amazing. That's a lyric out of a Tom Waits song right there.
  12. :lol:
    Ummm...... What kind of machine is it?

  13. I looked on a half dozen song lyric websites, and that line is actually:

    "Right now, he's probably dabbing on
    Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo...."

    Carrie must really really dislike the original Polo by Ralph Lauren!! :lol::lol:

    I honestly thought the line was "bad smelling cologne", or "bathroom cologne" which both make far more sense than "bathroom polo".

    Turning to the Urban Dictionary, we find the following:

    If it's a quarter for one spray, then $3 worth is most certainly "worn in excessive amounts". :001_tt2::001_tt2:
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2011
  14. I wonder if they have Clive Christian and Xerjoff?
  15. noahpictures

    noahpictures Contributor

    They sell cologne in Kokomo?!?
  16. maxman

    maxman Moderator Emeritus

    For a laugh I think we should post more of these machines.
    I'll carry a camera from now on anytime I buy gas (In the USA, I haven't seen one where I live)
  17. I'm just glad the subject is cologne. With this thread title, I was a little concerned about it.
  18. That's pretty cool. Never saw anything like it before. I wonder what company makes it? Can't find the company name Cologne at a Touch online.

  19. All I can think is that there is nearly 100% probability that should I try to use such a machine (unlikely) I would mace myself with fake Polo.
  20. Cool. Never seen anything like it before...

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