If I was on fire and drinking this abomination would put me out, I would prefer to burn.
Scotch in a CAN?? Yep.
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I think this is being marketed to a demographic that won't be too concerned with clean taste.
Keep a can of this, a can of Tennent's (or Mickey's Big Mouth if you're not in the U.K.), and a bottle of Clamato on a hot radiator at all times. Mix together for delicious, warm happiness any time of day or night. Does wonders for a nagging cough, too.
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Egad its straight 80 proof scotch...I though it would be with water or soda or something. If its cheap enough it'll sell like hotcakes.
Shoot it, shoot it!
That's just not possible, right? Isn't there a division of Scotland Yard devoted to preventing Scotch from being put in a can?
Just 3yrs old? Haha I don't think so! 
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Technically, the age statement is only a reflection of the youngest scotch used in the blend. Maybe there's only one drop of three year old scotch to add a youthful sharpness to what is otherwise a blend of beautifully aged, tasty whiskies put together by a master blender. 
And we mustn't ignore the "single grain" designation, which surely means it is a mixture of the finest, most mellow grain whiskies from a single, secret distillery.
Hahaa. It just cracks me up. I get a kick out of most whisky labels and the way they fluff up and romanticize their products.
One thing's for sure, though, this horrible stuff will be a wrecking ball. Perhaps I can illustrate a time line of what it might be like to drink this.
Feeling thirsty, find a can of this.
Call a buddy and tell them how great this stuff is and have him drink a can.
Start checking out the ladies and start getting canned-scotch visions of grandeur.
What the ladies actually see.
Shortly thereafter. 
And your head the next morning.
And we mustn't ignore the "single grain" designation, which surely means it is a mixture of the finest, most mellow grain whiskies from a single, secret distillery. Hahaa. It just cracks me up. I get a kick out of most whisky labels and the way they fluff up and romanticize their products.
One thing's for sure, though, this horrible stuff will be a wrecking ball. Perhaps I can illustrate a time line of what it might be like to drink this.
Feeling thirsty, find a can of this.
Call a buddy and tell them how great this stuff is and have him drink a can. Start checking out the ladies and start getting canned-scotch visions of grandeur. What the ladies actually see. Shortly thereafter. And your head the next morning.
I dont know about scotch in a can but i have had rum in a can. https://www.pitu.com/pages/content.php?lang=en&id=9&itemID=30. In Brazil this is also sold in cans. This is the rum of brazil and it actually taste really good.
Technically, the age statement is only a reflection of the youngest scotch used in the blend. Maybe there's only one drop of three year old scotch to add a youthful sharpness to what is otherwise a blend of beautifully aged, tasty whiskies put together by a master blender.
Hahaa. It just cracks me up. I get a kick out of most whisky labels and the way they fluff up and romanticize their products.
One thing's for sure, though, this horrible stuff will be a wrecking ball. Perhaps I can illustrate a time line of what it might be like to drink this.
Feeling thirsty, find a can of this.
Excellent post! Lots of laughs here!
Well, this certainly opens up a new can of worms! I checked google for canned spirits and found canned tequila and others. This may truly be the "end times." Maybe the Mayans were right.
They said the same things about boxed wine too.....
With that in mind I now have this image of someone pouring the "Scotch from the Can" into a Styrofoam cup thinking it will taste better.
probably best to opt for the single malt variety... 
Some of us still do.
That would be dangerous to keep around if you have kids. I can imagine lots of UK kiddies grabbing these out of the refrigerator thinking they were soda pop and guzzling the whole can down. If that person is nine years old and 75 pounds this is a recipe for alcohol poisoning!
Very classy. I'm Impressed
Good lord man! It'd probably also be useful as biodiesel, paint stripper and insecticide!
