"Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson

Discussion in 'The Speakeasy' started by nycalling, May 15, 2012.

  1. The more I think about that line, the more logic and truth I find in it.

  2. Making joke yes? Have you forgotten gin? Try giving a rich dieting lady a tumbler of gin and see what happens.

  3. Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.
  4. SmoovD

    SmoovD Contributor

    ...or bacon.
  5. Huh? Ever heard of tequilla?
  6. As I sit here sipping my second G&T of the night, I have to disagree.
  7. Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

    Also have to +1 on the G+T.
  8. No one cares what they think.
  9. Go Team Venture!

    Second great drinking line :
    "Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
    "I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
    "Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"
  10. Pretty sure I know what Ron Swanson thinks of the Russians!
  11. And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.
  12. I agree: if there is one thing Ron Swanson clearly lacks, it's personal conviction.
  13. Ron Swanson would take exception to that characterization.

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