Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

azmark · Jun 29, 2010

blackfoot said:
"Chuck Norris hasn't made any friends yet."

Members make friends with Chuck Norris :lol:

instpasr · Jun 29, 2010

Chuck Norris can eat just one.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is faster than the speed of light.

a_bit_crafty · Jun 29, 2010

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

DFrancis · Jun 29, 2010

a_bit_crafty said:
Well, my mom is unusually fond of Chuck Norris...

Mine too, one time a Chuck Norris movie was on TV and she was sitting on the floor about a foot from the screen punching the air.

DFrancis · Jun 29, 2010

Bad guys exist so Chuck Norris can have something to roundhouse kick.

DoctorTattoo · Jun 30, 2010

If you Spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win FOREVER!

SRock · Jun 30, 2010

Mr. Scruffy said:
Hi, Dad!!!

azmark said:
He may be the member behind B&B

What if Joel is just the front man for Chuck? <-------------Conspiracy theory

blackfoot said:
"Chuck Norris hasn't made any friends yet."

DoctorTattoo said:
If you Spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win FOREVER!

Ru4scuba? · Jun 30, 2010

When I was deployed to Iraq, the last slide in our Brigade Intel brief was a daily Chuck quote.

We all woke up every morning and talked Chuck going into that brief...it was something we really looked forward to seeing.

SRock · Jun 30, 2010

Ru4scuba? said:
When I was deployed to Iraq, the last slide in our Brigade Intel brief was a daily Chuck quote.

We all woke up every morning and talked Chuck going into that brief...it was something we really looked forward to seeing.

On my last tour the Chow Hall had a large sign with the menu and at the bottom there was a new Chuck quote daily. :thumbup1:

blackfoot · Jun 30, 2010

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper but there was a problem; it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

soapbox · Jun 30, 2010

blackfoot said:
"Chuck Norris hasn't made any friends yet."

Chuck Norris has no friends, only people he allows to live.

soapbox · Jun 30, 2010

blackfoot said:
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper but there was a problem; it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

Shane · Jun 30, 2010

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damooshki · Jun 30, 2010

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

amspratt · Jun 30, 2010

damooshki said:
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It wasn't even a revolver...

damooshki · Jun 30, 2010

In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

Also

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.