Chuck Norris got bit by a rattlesnake. After three days of excrutiating pain, the snake died.
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them.
According to Einsteins theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
chuck norris doesn't have a chin. under his beard is another fist.
when chuck norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris.
chuck norris can divide by 0.
when chuck norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris.
chuck norris can divide by 0.
Most people fear the Reaper, Chuck Norris considers him a "promising rookie"
If you think Chuck Norris just cut you off in traffic, thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors because Chuck Norris doesn't like fudge ripple.
If you think Chuck Norris just cut you off in traffic, thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors because Chuck Norris doesn't like fudge ripple.
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Chuck Norris' secret identity is Superman.
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